Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
church is bogus. if i want a weird guy to put on a dress & tell history death stories i can do it myself, at home, in the mirror, by myself
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner